So I know I should be doing this more regularly, but once a month is pretty much all the time we have these days... so here we go with a Hudson update.
If it was possible to get drunk on formula, then this little Brown has done it.
Booties for all... The boy is presently on the left and the girl is presently on the right... But from what I hear, the boy is very much tucked into the corner and the girl is stretched out across the larger space... sounds like my place...
Son joining the family business, Nerdity
Working the keyboard was easy, removing the drool stains will be much harder...
No offence, but bigger is better when it comes to computer screens... and this one is MASSIVE. No radiation here mum... I may go cross eyed though
You can see my immunity to the couch sleepy poison has been built up. I fear though in doing this I have faile dto see the silent attacker lurking in the distance... Nanny Penny's shoulder...
But I am happy for another reason... See below
Check out these killer shoes.... totally makes me happy, I am my mother's son.
That's right totally styling
He ain't heavy.... He's my brother.... Ok so he's a little heavy, but he's still cool
NNNNNUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEE!
Ok, so I can eat now... totally got this shoving the food delivery device into my gob... But my mouth isn't as big as I expected it to be... I can see dad's and his is HUGE...
What....
Solid food is totally easier to hold than that white watery stuff... it just slips thru your fingers..
Check it, gonna shove it in my mouth, right or left handed...
Oh no, couch poisoning imperviousness weakened by totally... yummy... biscuit...... thingy, shouldn't have............ spread it.......................... everywhere............................
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (Damn Couch Poison is my Kryptonite)
Yep, back to bottles and milk, experiment with bisuits proved to be a fatal mistake.
Look ma, no hands...
Mum punches me at night and I ended up with this really fat blue bottom lip
Mum trys to hide my fat blue bottom lip by taking bad photo's of me and her in public with no bottom half of my face, but don't be fooled... it was there.
Surgery was required to remove the fat bottom lip, you can see the anesthetic has effected my ability to keep my mouth closed...
So I figure the experiment with solid food and my consistent couch poisoning was due to the fact that i purchsed the food from an unknown location, in this weeks experiment to avoid disaster, I have made my mind up to build the food myself, one stir at a time. You can see however the lasting effects of surgery, my bottom lip still won't close.
Harvey Brown is helping me in my time of need... he dragged me from the couch, just prior to the latest couch poisioning incident
That's right, I'm a dog's fan, and I am VERY happy about it... In most states this would be considered some form of child abuse, but this is Queensland baby, and it is your god given right to dress your son like a booner and take him to the pub if you want to. It would be almost unaustralian.
I'd just like to point out for the record, that I am not entirely happy about this new addition to the family... It's been forever since dad kicked the ball with me, but you won't see me complaining...
Harvey: "I spend time with the kid so I can get a little action myself. I personally like the football, but I'm not sure who I would go for...."
Hudson has moved well away from Nanny Penny's Sleepy shoulder, and is keeping Harvey within reach to ensure there will be no sleeping on the job!
Now everyone saw.....oooh, isn't that just adorable...
Till next time.
K.out
